State of the Union: Behind the Grins

Here's what I heard Shrub's grins saying...
- After speaking about world democracy, "Well hell, ain't that nice that them foreigners are clapping!"
- After saying we'll fight for our freedom, "Oh shit, where's the Secret Service? I think that foreigner's lookin' at me funny. Maybe I'll just duck; Cheney's behind me."
- After saying some crap about this war being a vital mission, "Wait, the Democrats are standing. What did I just say?"
- After talking about "nucular" weapons, "[blank stare....]"
- After talking about wire tapping, etc, Hillary gives him the cheshire cat look thinking, "You stupid idiot. Thank God you've only got 2 1/2 more years." Shrub grins back, "Na Na Na Boo Boo...I'm the president and you're not!"
- After saying he'll make proposals to cut the deficit in 1/2 by 2009, "They actually buy that crap. HA!"
- After saying that his dad's 2 favorite people are himself & Bill Clinton, Hillary grins, "Good. He can have you both."
- After talking about health care, "Blah, Blah, Blah...How much longer is this speech??? This is boring."
- And finally, after saying that human life is a gift from our creator and it should never be discarded or devalued, "Damn, I hope they didn't hear the beginning of the speech when I bragged about killing our enemies. Who wrote this damn speech?"