To shitsngrins on her (belated) 40th birthday.

You may not know it, but ShitsNGrins is obsessed with the speedo, so in the honor of her 40th b-day DenverHotPants will blog all about it.

DenverHotPants agrees with ShitsNGrins on the yuck-o factor of the speedo. Perhaps because she has not seen a penis up close in an embarrassing amount of time. Still, who wants to see that coming at you out in public? Best kept for the privates you know. However, much understanding can be given to gay obsession with the speedo. They can be done well (as the photo evidence below proves). Plus, since men own them, I’m sure the exposed package is less scary when only held back with a thin layer of lycra than it is to women. Evidence of good speedo . . .














Hats off to the shirtless wonders!!! And to the guys in Boston who invented the Santa Speedo Run. Very very funny use of speedo.

Unfortunately, not everyone understands the proper use of the speedo. Here is the photographic proof that the speedo should only be used in the pool and for funny santa runs . . .














Finally . . .

Here is a very funny speedo bet.
Very, very scary speedo. Two words, exposed balls.