Jackass or Old Lady?

DenverHotPants pulled a full blown jackass maneuver this morning. Holding true to workout regimen she dressed before the sun came up and went for an hour long walk in the local park where she ran into a conservative state representative. After walking with him for a bit he asked her why she was wearing two different shoes. What?? Sure enough DHP had grabbed her shoes in the dark and put on one of the old ones and one of the new ones. Two different colors and two different brands. How is it possible not to notice? Said state rep. already teased DHP twice today at the capitol and likely this will haunt her for the rest of the legislative session. Moron.