"Having sex with boys is part of the Catholic faith."

(And other inappropriate things I learned from TV)

The headline I learned from South Park in a hilarious parody of the Catholic Church in a show called "Red Hot Catholic Love".

Katie Couric is leaving the Today Show, so I can now enjoy morning TV sans perkiness. Can anyone actually take her seriously enough to watch her on the evening news after the endless parade of idiots she deals with in the morning?

"Politics is personal." (ABC nightly news – the interview with Tom Tancredo – also, he can cry on command about the “immigrant invasion”) Build a wall. Build a wall! (PS Rep. Balmer was photographed with him for the news show on his “crusade for American identity”. “They should just go home.”) Tancrazy.

Walmart’s new tagline is “Your neighborhood market”. I’m not shitting you. "According to Store Manager Joy Shockley, the new 39,690-square-foot Wal-Mart Neighborhood Market has been designed as a convenient one-stop family shopping center. "

“Yanni does not hit, does not slap.” (Yanni, on his domestic abuse charge, as seen on Inside Edition)