Saturday, June 30, 2007

Poll: What should the 4th Branch of our government be tasked with?

I'm sure there are some tasks we could assign to the newly created 4th branch of government....after all, there are many inefficiencies in the work of the other three. Perhaps reallocating some of their functional tasks would create a more productive system. Let's about:

- creating a priority funding order for all government functions so that important things like healthcare receive more money than less important things such as killing foreigners (okay, okay, not very objective);

- setting up a Newcomers Club to greet new arrivals at the U.S.-Mexico border and provide one-stop shopping for governmental services;

- investigating frivolous junkets taken at taxpayer expense and creating a travel service where people can sign up to take similar trips at politicians' expense

What are your ideas??


Anonymous said...

Providing abortion-on-demand free of charge.

Free hunting trips for all.

Annexation of Texas to Mexico.

Anonymous said...

I can't believe I missed the most obvious ones . . .

Completing the merger between Fox News and the White House, and tearing down the celophane wall that separates church and state.

ChristianLiberalChick said...

I'll throw in the Studio 60 idea: Pitching programming ideas for television - to keep us patriotic and all.

OOOOhhhh how about the blog police? We all know how the blog is the most dangerous place on earth now....