Tuesday, July 17, 2007

I did not need to find this


I got an e-mail from one of my cousins tonight notifying me of her e-mail address change. And I quote . . .

"I have finally decided I better grow up and delete my
e-mail account. This screen name no longer fits me nor is professional. I will be deleting the old one in the next week. Thank you all for your assistance in this matter."
It seems that she has found god and is now a "prayer group leader" at her church. Being a heathen, I had to look that one up. Instead of an answer, I found this. I actually think that we have blogged about the Presidential Prayer Team before. But the national leaders prayer cards needed their own entry.
"I don’t know about you, but I sometimes struggle with remembering all of the
national leaders for whom I should be praying. Well, PPT has come up with an
exciting new prayer tool to help you pray for our American leaders. It's
called the U.S. National Leaders Prayer Deck."
I spend most of my day trying to forget about our "national leaders". Thank god this handy little tool is available to remind me for an eternity of the laughing stock of 2000 - 2008. Priceless.
So why haven't we commented yet on Senator Vitter? Yet another proselytizer of family values found with his dick in a prostitute. I guess it does get old after a while.

7 comments:

rebeckspe said...

You aren't going to tell us the screen name that she "outgrew"!?! I'm on the edge of my seat.
Was it "hotlittleblonde" or was it "sluttysweetcakes" or "iheartlucifer"...

codown2earth said...

I once worked in a faith based non profit where the morning staff meeting had "prayers" that were really updates with a "Dear God" and "Amen" smacked on either end.

These reminded me of the update prayers-

Pray for President Bush as he honors agricultural scientist Dr. Norman Borlaug with the Congressional Gold Medal on Capitol Hill today...

Pray for President Bush today as he meets with UN Secretary General Ban Ki-moon in the Oval Office today...

Pray for members of the Senate today as Democrats plan a filibuster as they call for an immediate withdrawl of troops from Iraq...

Give thanks that Gov. Bill Ritter was not harmed during the shooting of an armed man inside his office at the Colorado State Capitol in Denver. Pray for continued protection for all our nation's leaders...

Pray for all plans and plots of al Qaeda to be confused and foiled, as Homeland Security Chief Chertoff has said he feels the group is growing in strength. Pray God's authority over this group, asking Him to quash their plans..."

It is nice that they are praying for Ritter (right after they pray for protection from all those fillabustin' Dems in the Senate). They ain't praying for the likes of DHP's lobbying ass that was in the Capitol at the time- only Ritter.

And no time to pray for mental health either.

Of course, the joke is on them b/c I have long predicted that when Jesus comes back to this earth he is heading straight to the Charlie Brown's patio for a drink & a smoke with DHP.

DenverHotPants said...

The screen name was "Wild Scorpio" (I don't care if she finds this) and I can't wait to meet Jesus on the patio!

InfoChef said...

OMG--WHY didn't we think of this little gem of a fundraiser FIRST?!

codown2earth said...

Felt the need to revisit the prayer site to see if Bush's colon check made the list. It did not. But this gem was posted: "The greatest act of patriotism is prayer,”

ChristianLiberalChick said...

Isn't it just freakin' hilarious that people use prayer as a way to justify crappy actions or inaction? Nice, huh? Greatest act of patriotism my ass.

As for the cousin with the screen name...Wild Scorpio? Dude, does the woman not know she can create a different account for professional reasons? Seriously. That's just flat out anal retentiveness. Maybe she needs to get laid.(Hope this doesn't offend DHP).

DenverHotPants said...

I am very difficult to offend. Making jokes about getting laid is will certainly not do it. And, you are right. Wild Scorpio is hardly risque enough to pull down in favor of your prayer group. Booooo!