Saturday, May 17, 2008

it was not supposed to happen like this

When i got up this morning i was going to have breakfast with a friend then go to the gym and be a productive citizen. Instead I had breakfast with the friend, and bloody mary's, and mimosas, and martinis, and beers. 10 hours later, I'm drunk. Have mocked everyone on the 16th street mall, and am about to go to a fundraiser with a US Senator. Good god. I need rehab.

And I said no, no, no.

1:00 am update. it went downhill from there. there is photo evidence of me groping the US Senator. at least it wasn't at the gov's mansion.

1 comment:

Andrew Oh-Willeke said...

Impossible! The Bible says quite clearly that it is impossible to get drunk in the morning. Act 2:15. :)