Tuesday, October 25, 2005

Dear Santa: I have been a very good girl...

Dear Santa:

I have been a very good girl this year. I know that I wrote you last week to ask for "The O'Reilly Factor for Kids" but that was before I learned about the Ann Coulter Action Figure. If I am extra good for the rest of the year can I please, please, please have one?

Your favorite,

Talking Ann Coulter Action Figure

1 comment:

Santa Claus said...

Dear Down2Earth,

You have been a very good girl. You have watched John Stewart and spread the gospel like a good liberal. You have even Tivo-ed episodes in order not to miss a teaching. Last year, when I visited your home, I have to admit that you had the best anti-Bush tree I have ever seen. The “pants on fire” tree topper was genius. Your husband wears his “dumbass” shirt with pride, and though you work with some crazy conservative crackheads, you have yet to kill any of them. For all of these good deeds, I will reward you with the Ann Coulter Action figure. Though, promise me one thing . . . her skirt is a bit long . . . my elves are slightly demure . . . please cut it to the actual proportional length fitting of the trashy conservative whore that she is.

Merry Christmas! - Santa