You can't make this shit up

Condom-in-nut caper tough case to crack
By Ellen Miller, Special to the News January 4, 2006

A case that could prove to be a tough nut to crack surfaced today in Silt, a little Western Slope town between Rifle and Glenwood Springs, where a woman reported her husband found a condom inside a hazelnut shell.

``My husband (Brian) cracked open a hazelnut and a condom popped out,'' Dian Geist told the Glenwood Post Independent.

``He couldn't believe it.''

Geist said she bought a bulk bag of mixed nuts at the Wal-Mart Supercenter in Rifle, where an assistant manager told her to contact the nut supplier, Geist told the newspaper.
She later brought the shell nut and condom to the store, where an assistant manager photographed it. Geist turned the condom and remaining shell bits to Rifle police.

Police chief Daryl Meisner said he hadn't had a chance to look into the matter in depth but wasn't sure what laws were violated, if any. "We're trying to figure out what we can do, if anything," he told the Glenwood newspaper.