The Blog About the People in the Coffee House.

DHP is avoiding her work as she does not have it in her to write a balanced review of all the hateful anti-immigration bills in the legislature or draft yet another proposal that she will likely be rejected from. So, here’s an overview of all the freaks she is sharing her space with today. (Again, damn you camera-free cell phone!)

#1 The inappropriately dressed old guy.
You know the “see through” black t-shirt worn by hot gay men? We’ll this guy’s wearing one, only he’s balding, straight and weighs over 300 lbs. He’s paired it with jeans and loafers. Noooooooooooooo!

#2 The irritating young lovers.
Holding hands and making out on the couch. Their conversation is painful because they are not in their comfort zone yet. The male is also slightly nervous as he is tapping is fingers and feet. On an interesting side note, the guy answered a call from Father McGrath. He evidently works for “the church”. So, either they’re not doing it, or they are sinners that are going to burn in hell. I’m comfortable either punishment because they are seriously bugging me.

#3 The candidate.
I know her and she is irritating and under-qualified for the position she is running for. She came over and chatted up DHP for way too long even though I quite obviously trying to avoid eye contact. After giving her the capitol report, she asked DHP for her support. Uh, no (which was said more politely), and given her campaign plan that I, and the rest of the place have over heard, you’re going to lose anyway.

Ok, enough slacking off. Back to work.