Wednesday, February 15, 2006

This calls for some really tiny knickers!

In honor of February 15, the day after the most comercialized and hateful of all "holidays" and because DHP is having a very bad day and is an hour and a half away from happy hour, below is a homage to the dirtiest bitches of all . . . Bridget Jones.

"Mother, I do not need a blind date. Not with a verbally incontinent spinster who drinks like a fish, smokes like a chimney, and dresses like her mother."

"I'll bet you did you dirty bitch!"
"Where the fuck is the fucking tuna?"

So many one-lines, so little time.


codown2earth said...

Bridget: It is a truth universally acknowledged that when one part of your life starts going okay, another falls spectacularly to pieces.

Bridget: My mum, a strange creature from the time when pickles on toothpicks were still the height of sophistication.

HotPants01 said...

Come the fuck on, Bridget!