If anybody is familiar with a relationship similar to marriage, it would be Bill Owens.

On Wednesday, one of our favorite kooks, Representative Lundberg, filed a ballot initiative that outlaws the state to recognize a “legal status similar to that of marriage”. Clearly this is to get at “domestic partnerships” though it doesn’t name them explicitly. Here are some things that DHP, waltzeswithdogs, and shoeprincess have identified as “similar to marriage”.

1. Obviously, the relationship of our governor.
2. The battery operated husband.
3. My cat, also an angry pussy.
4. A barcolounger, because it sits in front of the TV for hours.
5. An old car because it costs a lot of money and doesn’t take you anywhere.
6. We can’t think of what it might be, but something you turn on once a week and lasts for eight minutes. Maybe a frozen dinner?

So, we’re drunk in another town and think that really, this is ripe for comment, so have at it ladies!