Sunday, October 1, 2006

It's beginning to look a lot like (retail) Christmas....


October 1: The Halloween displays are stale- it's time for Santa Land. Colbert has already launched his war on the war on Christmas.

And here is the first item for your annual Dear Santa letter:

As seen in the Denver Post- Armor of God PJs complete with breastplate of righteousness, belt of truth, and helmet of salvation. (Don't the outfits look oddly like those worn by a certain group of Musgrave Supporters?)

2 comments:

ChristianLiberalChic said...

As a Christian, I am about 1 year away from moving my own Christmas celebration to July - when it really should be anyway.

This orgie of greed around one of the most important Christian holidays just pisses me off!!! What's worse are the agnostics who take Christmas vacations - SERIOUSLY what is up with that???

Not that Christian Conservatives are much better with their pushy displays on town halls.

DenverHotPants said...

Can someone explain to me why truth is around the crotch and righteousness is around the breast? I really don't want to read the damn bible to have to figure this one out.

Hey, the chritians are the ones who force us to go on Christmas Vactation. When school boards tried to change it to Winter Break, a bunch of the christian kooks declared a war on Christmas. Just ask my mother. She was one of the athiests trying to change the name of the holiday season. (Side note) It did pass in my school district, but mainly because the district was 65% Jewish.