How to piss me off.

A guide to becoming my least favorite co-worker:

1) Send a meeting invite @ 6:44 am for a 7:00 am conference call... then call in @ 7:06 am for your own call

2) Answer the question of "When did you learn this?" with "It doesn't matter when..."

3) Try to spin that we have sent no communication and will now be sending 1 as "an increase in communication". You don't get credit for zero (not doing your f-ing job) to 1.

4) Act insulted that co-workers assume your lack of delivery was some how your fault

5) Fillabuster while you try and create a lie and then get pissy when others interrupt you

PS. How did you guess? Spin this, bitch!