Sunday, December 16, 2007

Even my alter ego* was offended

I have just returned from JB's holiday party where a 1996 era Bill Clinton joke involving a prostitute was told to 250 people to cap off a speech that began with a summary of the history of political party affiliation but branch. As I lifted my jaw off the floor and asked don't they have lawyers, the wife beside me pointed out there would be no open bar if they had lawyers.

I knew it would be a great night in the first 2 minutes when discovering the words "Highlands Ranch" appeared beneath my "name" on the name tag.


DenverHotPants said...

Oh good god. Highlands Ranch?! Were you all named Mrs. Marc Trice? Take heart that you do not look that boring.

ChristianLiberalChick said...

I hope you drank all the high end alcohol you could get your hands on. You know, role playing the closet drunks that live out there.