Thursday, December 27, 2007

I hate the local "news"!

Benazir Bhutto is assassinated and the lynch-pin of the US foreign policy plan (I'm assuming there is one for the sake of assuming), Pakistan, is now on the verge of collapse and the local news leads with the weather, followed by the problems being caused by the snow, followed by the god damned tiger attack that I'm sooooo over.

You know what would really throw our traffic into a tizzy? A nuclear attack. For fuck sake!!!

4 comments:

codown2earth said...

When I turned on the national "news" morning shows yesterday, all they could talk about was the tiger attack.

I only expect weather, traffic, and Tom Green's snarky comments about Celeb news on 2 which I prefer over the human interest stories of the national "news" morning shows.

A random media note: People Magazine dedicated a 14 page spread to Tributes last week. The first 7 pages were the expected Nicole Smiths but then the next 7 pages were every solider who died in 2007. They had to use about size 10 font to get all the names on those pages.

DenverHotPants said...

Wow. I have sudden respect for People magazine.

codown2earth said...

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/steven-weber/shit-hits-fan-shop-peop_b_78592.html

Steven Weber- Shit Hits Fan: Shop, People, Shop!

DenverHotPants said...

Isn't that the guy from Wings? OMG he can do political satire right!

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