Evidently eating a constant diet of tootsie pops and twizlers while holed-up for 5 days in your friends split-level in the burbs is not good for the psyche. And, while there are beautiful parks south-east of the city, walking in them is no substitute for simulated work-out in proper gym. These condidtion led DenverHotpants to have a life-crisis.
Here's the breakdown. On November 30 I will be 35 years old. I'm single. Unemployed. Overweight (but still hot-t). ONE OF THESE SITUATIONS MUST CHANGE BY MY BIRTHDAY OR I WILL BE EXILED TO LOSER HELL.
Oh god, 23 days and counting.
Monday, November 7, 2005
Weekend in burbs leads to major life crisis for DenverHotpants
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You are waaaayyyy HOT! Pack up that crazy cat and get your shit to DC...TeamCalientePantalones is looking for a new recruit! Mr. Chips said he'd make room for you in his lair. signed, HotPants01
I am at one of those points at work where unemployment sounds kinda good. GRRHHHH. Stess. Stress. Stress. But enough about me...
Hang in there. You are Single & Fabulous! (NOT Single & Fabulous?)
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