You might have an FBI file if...

You receive emails from Congress that begin: "Knowing that you strongly oppose the war in Iraq..."

You appear on the MoveOn.Org donor list

There is a snapshot from space of your car bumper adorned with "Buck Fush" and "Tom Tancrado is a Fruitcake" (parked right next to your husband's "Evildoer")

You held office in your college Amnesty International chapter