Monday, December 5, 2005

Psychosis takes form of Christmas decoration nightmare.

Who the f**k decorates their entire house in lights then sets it to music?
http://media.putfile.com/WizardsofWinter-SM


This dude is very lucky to not live across the street from DenverHotPants who would greet him with a shot gun at the first blink of a light. Oye.

This decorating psychosis raises the other burning holiday question for DenverHotPants. What would you do if you discover that your spouse (or life partner, or random fuck for the holidays) turns out to be one of these freaks obsessed with decorating the outside of the house with every light available at the store? Or worse, like my neighbor, that has 8 foot blow-up nylon santas, trees, and snowmen in his front yard? I think it is grounds for a divorce.

What is the first burning holiday question? Jello . . . salad or dessert?

7 comments:

codown2earth said...

I prefer this one with the uneven camera skills & the gotta have it this year 6 ft snow globe:
http://media.putfile.com/Little-Drummer-Boy84

for the record, Jeepboy & I are all about the decorating... but no flashing lights. those are annoying!

shitsngrins said...

I too am all about the decorating of the house but no music or blow up snow men.

HotPants01 said...

Hey DenverHotPants, now may be the perfect time to market the inflatable lawn "L-E-O-N". Nothing says 'festivis spirit' like a giant gay black santa!

codown2earth said...

wait, i just noticed that denverhotpants started this post with f**k instead of fuck. WTF? Did I miss a change in the ground rules for our blog?

"Ground rules for our blog: 1) Do not use the real names of blog members or the organizations who employee them. 2) There is no moral authority; Cursing is allowed."

InfoChef said...

So by the same token, no editing of others' posts is allowed, right? So * and other characters would be allowed if the blogger so chooses.

codown2earth said...

sure she can choose that... have you met denverhotpants? =)

DenverHotPants said...

Fuck. There, I said it. Chalk the previous post up to insane amounts of cough medicine coursing through my veins.