Monday, June 19, 2006

JeepBoy Deflated


It would be helpful if vandals left a calling card so that you wouldn't have to guess what about your jeep and your neighbor's un-bumper-stickered truck made them a target in a block full of potential targets.

Current Theories:
1) Something in the delta between CD2E's bumper stickers and JB's which could include "EvilDoer", Sushi Fish, iPod, or some sort of Jeepy Jeep sticker.

2) Tire Shop looking to increase business. (Note: If this is true, it would have been nice to get a coupon on the window.)

3) Denver City & County Parking Division in hopes that we won't fix it before the next street sweeping day & they can get their $40 (insert evil laugh)

4) Jealous Neighbors who didn't get invited to the party last weekend

5) Dumb Drunks who did it for no real reason

OR 6) Denver Firehouse Church Bible Thumpers in response to being put On Notice

5 comments:

shitsngrins said...

That bites!

codown2earth said...

I know that SNG's gentleman caller got the tire knife not too long ago. What is wrong with crazy kids today?

InfoChef said...

I love that you're up and have already photographed and posted to the blog at 7AM.

codown2earth said...

Very thoughtful neighbor knocked on our door at 5am to tell us about the tires.

InfoChef said...

Thoughtful? Really? I'm not sure what I think about that. I guess it could go either way--help your neighbor not be late for work, or let them sleep in. It's a toss up. Of course, you guys were probably up regardless.

This really sucks; I'm sorry.