Thursday, June 22, 2006

The Lists (Updated)

The cable-less-fortunate will need to visit Colbert Nation before reading this post....

CD2E & JB's On Notice List
City & County of Denver- Parking/Street Sweeping Division
Denver Firehouse Church- Door Knocker/Stalker Division
Poo Weed
Federal Blvd Drivers
Gelman's New Menu
Spiders
Labrodoodles
Denver Police Crime Reporting WebForm with it's 1980s technology
Denver Post/News Door Knockers


CD2E & JB's Dead To Me List
Jack Johnson
Clear Channel
Broccoli
Jose Cuervo Gold
Standard Poodles
Thugs who knife tires for fun


DHP's ON NOTICE List: Her Mother
DHP's DEAD TO ME LIST: Common Cause

IC's ON NOTICE List: Her wayward Employee

IC's DEAD TO ME List: Apostrophe-misusers and menu misspellers

UPDATE: "What did the Lutherans do?" According to respublica, Colbert's "On notice" list is just a collection of random things he fights against (spoofing the seemingly random feuds Bill O'Reilly engages in). Lutherans have been there since the beginning. You can see the list at Wikipedia. Note: Every item on CD2E & JB's list have earned a spot- especially the bible thumpers from Denver Firehouse who we can't seem to shake. We may have to put up a Mary in a bathtub in our yard as a repellent. It seems to work for our neighbors.

3 comments:

InfoChef said...

What did the Lutherans do?

P.S. In case you are wondering, there's only 2 more days left to purchase your souvenir commercial kitchenware at the 4th Story, 10-8PM+. Tell Jessica or Paul I sent you.

InfoChef said...

Shouldn't that be the 'Fortunate Cable-less'?

codown2earth said...

(1) Update provided on Lutherans.
(2) No, that is not what I meant. Hey remember when you had dial up (uh, last year) & I told you how much better high speed would be... perhaps cable- and Faux-TIVO- is your next welcome to 2000 life change. =) I could see you really getting into Paula Deen, Rachal Ray, and Iron Chef.