And, I know that I'll hear from them for this. But, throwing God out successfully with the help of the federal court system, throwing God out of the public square, out of the schools. The abortionists have got to bear some burden for this because God will not be mocked. And when we destroy 40 million little innocent babies, we make God mad. I really believe that the pagans, and the abortionists, and the feminists, and the gays and the lesbians who are actively trying to make that an alternative lifestyle, the ACLU, People for the American Way -- all of them who have tried to secularize America -- I point the finger in their face and say, "You helped this happen."-- Rev Jerry Falwell, blaming civil libertarians, feminists, homosexuals, and abortion rights supporters for the terrorist attacks of Tuesday, September 11, 2001, quoted from John F Harris, "God Gave US 'What We Deserve,' Falwell Says," The Washington Post (September 14, 2001)
Here are a whole bunch of doosies from the Falwell collection.
And, as usual, The Onion got it right in their September 26, 2001 edition: Jerry Falwell: Is That Guy A Dick Or What?
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I hope he's in heaven being escorted around by the lesbian feminist abortionist (religious person, because a pagan wouldn't really care if they were in heaven) discovering that he had it wrong the whole time having to watch his "friends" waste their lives being wrong, too.
I prefer to think of Falwell as a participant in a never ending Pride Fest Parade.
And once again, Betty Bowers gets it absolutely right.
http://www.bettybowers.com/nl_may2007.html
Oh, Betty Bowers, ROTFLMAO!
"...First Anna Nicole, now Jerry. Frankly, the Lord seems to be on a fat, attention-whore killing spree!..."
"...it takes admirable courage and nimble logic to devote your life to issues Jesus completely ignored (abortion, global warming, tax breaks and homosexuality) while completely ignoring issues Jesus told you to devote your life to (love, charity, nonmaterialism -- and not getting divorced or devoting your entire life to being judgmental prick, I mean prig)..."
She's a SCREAM!!! :)
This was my favorite part - especially since Christiane Amanpore was on the Gilmore Girls season finale...maybe it was a sign!!!!
"Who knows what final straw caused the Lord to reach down and finally wipe Mr. Falwell from the airwaves. I suspect the Lord's patience reached a breaking point while eavesdropping on Jerry's recent conversation with Christiane Amanpour. Jerry told that troop-hating, Rory Gilmore-flattering, liberal pawn of the Mainstream Media: "If I have 20 more years, I will be able to accomplish my vision." I suspect that was a threat of such certain devastation even a Lord who played canasta throughout Katrina was moved to act."
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